Tales from the Quad.

I don’t own enough pairs of leopard print hot pants. 

Went downstairs to do laundry. Girls were posing in their bras and underwear, and taking pictures. I didn’t even blink. 

What are “quiet hours?” 

My ‘96 Honda looks beat up compared to all the BMWs in the parking lot.

I almost had an allergy attack, because someone sprayed so much perfume in the hallway this Saturday night. 

Girl #1: “You look like a slut!” 

Girl #2: “No, you look revealing!” 

Girl #3: “…Isn’t that the same thing?” 

Just got email from East Quad AC: “Do not smoke marajuana or cigarettes in bedrooms.” 

Also: Apologies for the lack of updates lately. School’s crazy, but we’ll try to update more! *waves to new followers* 

Love, 

talesfromthequad

Someone is wandering around my floor in only a bra and leopard print hot pants.

Entire hallways smells like pot. 

Honey, I know you think you look sexy…